NinnyPoop (noun)	1) Ripley's mom
"Nin-EE Poop"	2) A subject of constant torment
	3) A threat to rear-view mirrors everywhere

A long time ago, we received some proposed wedding vows from the Healing Minister who was going to perform our ceremony. After the third page of "Mother Ocean" and so forth, I proclaimed that even I could write better vows. This I was allowed to do. On the flight home, while full of rum, I produced "The Wedding Song." Not only was I drunk enough to write it, I was also inebriated enough to agree to write a poem each year for our anniversary. I went cold turkey the next day. Too late.

Year Title Author Occasion Date 2007 Seven-Year Itch Blind John Ellsworth Anniversary 02/11/2007 2006 Six Years Blind John Ellsworth Anniversary 02/01/2006 2006 Aging Blues Blind John Ellsworth Birthday 01/31/2006 2005 How Long Has It Been? Blind John Ellsworth Anniversary 2004 Four Years Kevin John Gilhooly Anniversary 2003 Find My Way To You Blind John Ellsworth Other 05/01/2003 2003 The Ginny-Poop Song Kevin John Gilhooly Anniversary 02/10/2003 2002 That fearsome noise Kevin John Gilhooly Other 07/16/2002 2002 Burnin' Love Blind John Ellsworth Other 02/27/2002 2002 Two Years Down Kevin John Gilhooly Anniversary 02/09/2002 2001 I-37 Blues Blind John Ellsworth Birthday 2001 Chunky Blues Blind John Ellsworth Other 11/26/2001 2000 Wedding Vows Kevin John Gilhooly Other 2000 The Wedding Song Kevin John Gilhooly Anniversary 02/14/2000